Post by Admin on Oct 10, 2019 7:51:10 GMT -5
JUST LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S PERIOD - IT'S BETTER LATE THAN NEVER.
INTERNET ISSUES + BUSY WORK WEEK = SHORTENED RANKS. DEAL WITH IT.
1. James Whites Only +2
*gasp* he started the right QB! Brendan has propelled himself back into first and first overall in points. Let's see if he can keep it up against the bish commish.
2. BeWare - -1
Drew is having a bit of trouble keeping a grip on 1st place. He's doing well, but others are just doing better. There's quite a few "Q"s in that lineup, let's see if Lamar can drag Drew's ass to win #5. It's Andy so the odds are pretty good. Unless your John.
3. The DK Crew -1
Deshaun Watson (53) balled out and you still lost. I guess that's what happens when everyone else barely manages to hit double digits. Have fun righting the ship against Rob, he only gets wins when his opponent scores <70.
4. The Jerk Goffs +1
To everyone's dismay, Dan keeps climbing. 3rd in points by a narrow margin, he's looking poised for another playoff spot. Pray for more Aaron Jones handoffs, you'll need it against Christian and Rodgers this week.
5. Dirty D +2
Mike is quietly one of the better teams in the league even with several players injured. Brees, Henry, and to some extent AJ Green all seem to be on the mend. If Michael Thomas can maintain his ~20/week and Brees returns in a week or two, I don't want to have to face this squad in the playoffs.
6. Voodoo Mama Juju -2
Thanks Mike Evans! I knew your uselessness would shine when it counts. Dalvin Cook (29) keeps chugging and Aaron Rodgers (11) had his worst week of the season as he realized he could just hand the ball to someone rather than throw it. He's gonna have a tough assignment against Dan and his collection of Packers.
7. The Brady Bunch +2
Victory was never in doubt. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
8. Drake's New Favorite Team -2
Early frontrunner for "team I keep forgetting exists," LiMonta's squad saw a nice week out of Amari Cooper (41.5) and not much else. At least you get Frank this week - I'm pretty sure he'll be too busy performing a blood ritual for Tyreek Hill's sternum to remember to set his lineup.
9. Kittle and Blitz -1
Oh this is just perfect. Brother against brother in a fight to stay out of the bottom and they, uh, both do. A tie is never fun and really only serves to confuse me come playoff seeding time. Although something tells me I won't need to worry about that for either of these teams. I look forward to losing to this team because of course I will.
10. Mickey Mouse Club +2
You didn't do your birthday shots so you get 10 instead of 9 you coward. Good job on clawing your way out of the cellar. I'm sure you take solace in the fact that you're technically not in last. Always striving for not worst - a man after my own heart. Let me know how it goes with your, what, 5th QB? Enjoy!
11. Alshon Jeffery Epstein's Gals -1
GUYS IDK IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT A #11 RANKED TEAM IS GOING TO PLAY A #3 RANKED TEAM THIS WEEK. WHAT WILL HAPPEN??!!? YOU SHOULD BE SCARED ROB. VERY SCARED. You have 2 wins and theyre built on lies. I hope you get donkey punched in Week 6.
12. Patty Munch -1
Even when Frankie scores points he still loses.
INTERNET ISSUES + BUSY WORK WEEK = SHORTENED RANKS. DEAL WITH IT.
1. James Whites Only +2
*gasp* he started the right QB! Brendan has propelled himself back into first and first overall in points. Let's see if he can keep it up against the bish commish.
2. BeWare - -1
Drew is having a bit of trouble keeping a grip on 1st place. He's doing well, but others are just doing better. There's quite a few "Q"s in that lineup, let's see if Lamar can drag Drew's ass to win #5. It's Andy so the odds are pretty good. Unless your John.
3. The DK Crew -1
Deshaun Watson (53) balled out and you still lost. I guess that's what happens when everyone else barely manages to hit double digits. Have fun righting the ship against Rob, he only gets wins when his opponent scores <70.
4. The Jerk Goffs +1
To everyone's dismay, Dan keeps climbing. 3rd in points by a narrow margin, he's looking poised for another playoff spot. Pray for more Aaron Jones handoffs, you'll need it against Christian and Rodgers this week.
5. Dirty D +2
Mike is quietly one of the better teams in the league even with several players injured. Brees, Henry, and to some extent AJ Green all seem to be on the mend. If Michael Thomas can maintain his ~20/week and Brees returns in a week or two, I don't want to have to face this squad in the playoffs.
6. Voodoo Mama Juju -2
Thanks Mike Evans! I knew your uselessness would shine when it counts. Dalvin Cook (29) keeps chugging and Aaron Rodgers (11) had his worst week of the season as he realized he could just hand the ball to someone rather than throw it. He's gonna have a tough assignment against Dan and his collection of Packers.
7. The Brady Bunch +2
Victory was never in doubt. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
8. Drake's New Favorite Team -2
Early frontrunner for "team I keep forgetting exists," LiMonta's squad saw a nice week out of Amari Cooper (41.5) and not much else. At least you get Frank this week - I'm pretty sure he'll be too busy performing a blood ritual for Tyreek Hill's sternum to remember to set his lineup.
9. Kittle and Blitz -1
Oh this is just perfect. Brother against brother in a fight to stay out of the bottom and they, uh, both do. A tie is never fun and really only serves to confuse me come playoff seeding time. Although something tells me I won't need to worry about that for either of these teams. I look forward to losing to this team because of course I will.
10. Mickey Mouse Club +2
You didn't do your birthday shots so you get 10 instead of 9 you coward. Good job on clawing your way out of the cellar. I'm sure you take solace in the fact that you're technically not in last. Always striving for not worst - a man after my own heart. Let me know how it goes with your, what, 5th QB? Enjoy!
11. Alshon Jeffery Epstein's Gals -1
GUYS IDK IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT A #11 RANKED TEAM IS GOING TO PLAY A #3 RANKED TEAM THIS WEEK. WHAT WILL HAPPEN??!!? YOU SHOULD BE SCARED ROB. VERY SCARED. You have 2 wins and theyre built on lies. I hope you get donkey punched in Week 6.
12. Patty Munch -1
Even when Frankie scores points he still loses.