Post by Admin on Oct 7, 2020 16:20:58 GMT -5
POWER RANKINGS - WEEK 4
1. The Washington Fantasy Team (2-2) +0
140-152 Loss to Wet Ass P-Words
After much anguish in deciding the top spot, I decided I didn’t have enough justification to knock Dan off his pedestal. Yes he’s 2-2 and just lost to Frank, but Salary Murph is coming off yet another great week, putting up 140 to pad his lead on the most points by nearly 50. Averaging just over 150 points per week, this squad is far and away the toughest to contend with week in and week out. While he couldn’t pull out the Monday night victory, Dan saw excellent performances from Dalvin Cook (34), Allen Robinson (24.5), and Aaron Jones (20.5). Even Lamar Jackson (28) pitched in a nice bounce-back week. Calvin Ridley (0), however, suffered mightily with Julio not at 100%.
Dan has had some tough luck with fantasy defense, currently averaging a whopping 145 points against per week, and he’ll have to right the ship in Week 5 with the Commish on the docket. A bye week for the stalwart Aaron Jones won’t help matters either. See you then, pussy.
2. Wet Ass P-Words (3-1) +5
152-140 Win over The Washington Fantasy Team
It was an excellent week for Frank, as he aced the tough assignment of Dan’s squad and brought home his 2nd straight win. Don’t look now, but Frank is now tied for the best record in the Melvins Division. While this alone is enough to probably Frank #1 following his big win, his points total casts doubt on my decision to make him top dog.
Frank currently ranks #7 in the league with 480.5 points and has been a beneficiary of his rather innocuous +21.5 point differential and 114.75 average points against per week. This team is certainly talented, but may be propped up a bit by some poor opponents, myself included.
Frank had some duds in Week 4, as Matt Ryan (14), Miles Sanders (9) and Noah Fant (5.5) all fell flat. Fant is also facing some time on the sidelines with an injury. But the bright spots were certainly there. OBJ (38.5) is suddenly a Top 10 WR again, and Kareem Hunt (20) is now poised to take over the Browns backfield. Throw in a career game from Antonio Gibson (21) and you’ve got yourself a win baby. Frank will face off with Christian and his old QB Patty Munch in Week 5.
3. Dirty D (3-1) +1
104.5-61 Win over Andrew Andrews AA
Make it 3 straight for ya boi Mike as he soundly defeated a hapless Drew in Week 4. Despite only 433 total points on the year, Mike just keeps running into easy wins as he is only 1 of 2 teams in the league to face less than 100 average points per week on the season (looking at you, Mickey Mouse Club).
This easy win was courtesy of Drew, who by all accounts is descending into the realization that his team is not very good. Mike was very happy to see Deshaun Watson (27) break out of his shell, while Chris Carson (24.5) and Mike Davis (19.5) were an excellent RB 1-2 punch. The best part is, Mike could have benched the rest of his team after these 3 guys and he still would have won. With Michael Thomas on the cusp of returning, Mike will rest easy knowing he doesn’t have to start Russell Gage (3) anymore. He’ll get Rob in Week 5 who has Kenny Golladay on a bye.
4. Mickey Mouse Club (2-2) -2
109.5-133 Loss to Revenge of the Mack
With Andy closing in on 4-0, it was up to Rob to stop him and keep the NBPL division competitive. And Rob succeeded, as Andy put up his lowest point total of the year at a measly 109.5. That’s 100 points less than I scored this week for those of you keeping track at home.
Anyway, Andy had a tough assignment having to go without the services of James Conner due to the surprise Covid bye week, while Josh Jacobs (8.5), much like Andy, tallied his lowest point total of the season. Okay he tied his lowest point total, but the fact remains that both Jacobs and Andy did poorly this week, ok? David Montgomery (9.5) was less than impressive and Tyler Lockett (4) was ceding targets to Greg Olsen of all people. Tight end Darren Waller (10.5) continues his solid performance despite a lost fumble, and Aaron Rodgers (36) continues to be an absolute steal in 2020. Rodgers is currently QB5 despite being the 13th QB off the board in the 11th round of the draft. He has also gone without top target Davante Adams for multiple games. Is Jared Garf up to the task of filling his shoes in Week 5 as Aaron goes on his bye? Oh nevermind, you’re just playing John. You’ll be fine.
5. Chicken Finger Poops (2-2) +0
129-72.5 Win over Christian’s Team Stinks
Sweet, sweet victory for Christian in Week 5 as a weakened opponent couldn’t do much to turn the tide. With 129 scored this week, Christian has quietly slid into 3rd in points scored and would most likely be 3-1 had it not been for the epic duel between himself and Murph back in Week 3.
This squad saw an excellent day out of Melvin Gordon (34) who had the very special privilege of playing the Jets, and Alvin Kamara (19.5) wasn’t his usual dominant self but still got the job done. Pat Mahomes (20) chose a good week to be a letdown, and has shown some boom or bust qualities in the young season. Coupled with a quiet game from Travis Kelce (8.5) and the Chiefs stack is suddenly not looking so lethal as it has. TY Hilton (3.5) continues to play something resembling wide receiver and Robby Anderson (13) was too distracted by Sir Purr to snag 1 extra yard for the hundo mark. With Diontae Johnson back in the fold following his concussion and subsequent Covid postponement, Christian is looking for victory number tres in Week 5 against Frank’s squad who just dropped an impressive 152 on Dan. It’s an all-out Melvins brawl, its the MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!
6. Revenge of the Mack (2-2) +0
133-109.5 Win over Mickey Mouse Club
Whenever I write these, I typically number everyone 1-12, do some tweaks, and start writing the blurbs. But every week I only remember 11 teams. I sit there for a few minutes trying to remember who I’ve left off and the answer resoundingly comes back - Rob’s team. This team is just...there. Rob is 6th in points scored and 5th in points against. A positively boring +8 point differential. As I am writing this I even realize I ranked him right in the middle at #6. Rob hasn’t built a bad team here by any means, I just struggle to remember who is even on this roster.
Kyler Murray (24) I certainly remember by virtue of me foolishly trading him last year, so I guess you win that round. Todd Gurley (18.5) counted off 2 scores on Monday night the Mike Evans (26.5) Terry McLovin (21) duo were both crucial in bringing home the W. Even Kenny Golladay (14) had a decent week. At 2-2, Rob is still very much in the hunt and will look to topple Dirty D in Week 5.
7. Christian’s Team Stinks (3-1) -4
72.5-129 Loss to Chicken Finger Poops
The storm has come and it hath wrought terror on Steve’s team. With both Covid displacements and injuries piling up, the house of cards finally fell for Ollquist the younger in Week 4, as a paltry 72.5 was saved week-low scoring dishonor by 2 other icky performances from leaguemates. Russel Wilson (27) was good but was finally human for once, and Stefon Diggs (19) is enjoying one of, if not the best season of career.
But after that this squad takes a hard left in the production department. Gio Bernard (1) played second fiddle to starter and beautiful man Joe Mixon, while Shady McCoy (0.5) may have limped off the field for the last time. Gus Edwards (3) outscored them both. Zach Ertz (4) has all of us confused as to where the elite TE production went. The depth on this team was tested hard and often, and it didn’t rise to the challenge. At 3-1, Steve is still in a great position, but the future looms large for this team and its lack of a productive bench. And no, Cam’s bench points don’t count. With JuJu, Derrick Henry, and possibly Mostert back in Week 5, Steve will look to right the ship against LiMonta who is fresh off a spirit-breaking beatdown.
8. Hasta Laviska Baby (2-2) +1
159.5-95.5 Win over The DK Crew
John absolutely torched this MotW, laying a 60 point lead on his fellow John that added insult to injury in an already very upsetting day for Olc. George Kittle (36.5) returned in style while John finally struck gold on the QB stream merry-go-round with Ryan Fitzpatrick (27). Wide receivers Adam Thielen (26.5) and Jamison Crowder (18.50) were both quite good in making up for the continued absence of Chris Godwin. Zeke Elliot (17) continues to be productive albeit a little unexciting. I guess that what happens when the Cowboys are constantly down and have to chuck it.
David Johnson (10) was a David Johnson-level of frustratingly fine in his debut for the squad, while bench piece and fellow newcomer DeAndre Swift (13) finally found the end zone. If John can get Godwin back into the fold for good, he’ll look to be in a solid position as long as he can continue to get solid production from QB. And if Godwin’s still hurt and Minshew stinks, at least you’re only playing Drew.
9. DeVante’s Inferno (1-3) +3
209.5-65.5 Win over Drake’s New Favorite Team
Now you’re all in big, big trouble. Yours truly went capital-O OFF this week, topping 200 points in an absolute mockery of all things sacred. This was the fantasy football equivalent of an army sacking a city. The Geneva Convention was violated this week, and I loved every last fucking second of it. Has anyone ever tripled their opponents' score before? Because that’s what I did, and then added 13 points for good measure. I will eat your bones. I will pulverize you into dust and scatter you among the winds, forgotten. I am 1-3.
Anyway, where to start? Well good old Dak Prescott (51) was magical, throwing for a casual 502 yards and leapfrogged to QB1. His partner in crime Amari Cooper (32) was also a blessing, having by far his best game of the season. New additions Ronald Jones (22) and Cooper Kupp (17.5) were both excellent and DeVante Parker (21) had himself a day as well. Even something called the Jets D/ST (8) were a net positive. Just all around great production from an all around great team. I don’t think I’m leaving anyone out right?
Ah yes, Joe. How I have besmirched your name Joe Mixon. I drafted you with my first pick, and I whined like a child while you didn’t get all that many points in the first few weeks. But I understand now. I was wrong. You were just waiting. You wanted me to abandon all hope just so you could return at the 11th hour to lift my spirits. Like a soldier returning home from war you’d sweep me off my feet and we’d ride off into the sunset together. Just a perfect couple, me and Joe Mixon. I love you, Joe. Don’t ever change. -xoxo, Liam
10. Drake’s New Favorite Team (1-3) -2
65.5-209.5 Loss to DeVante’s Inferno
In war, there is collateral damage. And this week was a prime example. LiMonta walked into a blitzkrieg inside of an ambush rolled into a kamikaze in Week 4, as it didn’t even matter what his players managed to do, it was all for naught. I’m sorry it happened, but the turning wheel of fate stops for no mortal man. Embrace the destruction.
Key pieces Julio Jones (5) and Davante Adams (0) are still battling injuries while Dj Moore (6), Hunter Henry (4) and Mark Ingram (9.5) all failed to log double digits. Even the bench was a mess, amassing only 18.5 points from the non starters. The bright spot remains Josh Allen (27) who may not even have the power to drag this squad into contention if Julio and/or Davante can’t remain on the field and productive. In a week 5 date with Steve, LiMonta will at least have the convenience of knowing Davante Adams won’t be playing ahead of time.
11. The DK Crew (1-3) -1
95.5-159.5 Loss to Hasta Laviska Baby
In a gut wrenching MotW loss, Olc not only lost the game but also lost Nick Chubb (4) for multiple weeks due to an injury. If you don’t remember, Olc also lost his RB1 Saquon Barkley for the season, and will now be without his RB2 for an extended period. This result is less than ideal for him. Far, far less than ideal.
With Chubb down, Jonathan Taylor (8.5) will lead the backfield along with a mix of JK Dobbins (1.5), Devonta Freeman (9), Dion Lewis (2) and Jamaal Williams (9). Yup, not 1 but 2 Giants running backs. Everything is gonna be A-Ok. At least with Myles Gaskin on board, Olc will have some semblance of consistent touches.
The rest of this team was decent I guess. Joe Burrow (22) is having a hell of a rookie year, Decaf Metcalf (17) is vibing big time with Russ, Dalton Shultz (15) was the beneficiary of Dak’s Super Saiyan powers, and Keenan Allen (10) has been a solid WR2. Let’s see if Olc can steal a win from Andy while Aaron Rodgers is on a bye.
12. Andrew Andrews AA (1-3) -1
61-104.5 Loss to Drity D
Jesus Christ dude, if you didn’t want to play anymore you could have just told me. Now we all have to watch this slow motion helicopter crash every week. This looked a lot more like pre-dynasty Drew than the teams we’ve all come to know and love. I think it’s the name. There’s power in the BeWare - title. Bring it back. It can’t get much worse than 93 points per game.
As for performances, there wasn’t too much of it so i’ll try to keep it brief. Mark Andrews (18.5) caught another 2 TDs while waiver wire pick up Drew Brees (16) is simply no longer a QB1. Kenyan Drake (4) is playing hurt. Austin Ekeler (1.5) is hurt. AJ Green (0.5) can’t seem to hack it in the NFL anymore. This team is begging someone to trade him keepers for DeAndre Hopkins (7.5). It will take a miracle, a big trade, or both to keep this team out of last place at this point.
1. The Washington Fantasy Team (2-2) +0
140-152 Loss to Wet Ass P-Words
After much anguish in deciding the top spot, I decided I didn’t have enough justification to knock Dan off his pedestal. Yes he’s 2-2 and just lost to Frank, but Salary Murph is coming off yet another great week, putting up 140 to pad his lead on the most points by nearly 50. Averaging just over 150 points per week, this squad is far and away the toughest to contend with week in and week out. While he couldn’t pull out the Monday night victory, Dan saw excellent performances from Dalvin Cook (34), Allen Robinson (24.5), and Aaron Jones (20.5). Even Lamar Jackson (28) pitched in a nice bounce-back week. Calvin Ridley (0), however, suffered mightily with Julio not at 100%.
Dan has had some tough luck with fantasy defense, currently averaging a whopping 145 points against per week, and he’ll have to right the ship in Week 5 with the Commish on the docket. A bye week for the stalwart Aaron Jones won’t help matters either. See you then, pussy.
2. Wet Ass P-Words (3-1) +5
152-140 Win over The Washington Fantasy Team
It was an excellent week for Frank, as he aced the tough assignment of Dan’s squad and brought home his 2nd straight win. Don’t look now, but Frank is now tied for the best record in the Melvins Division. While this alone is enough to probably Frank #1 following his big win, his points total casts doubt on my decision to make him top dog.
Frank currently ranks #7 in the league with 480.5 points and has been a beneficiary of his rather innocuous +21.5 point differential and 114.75 average points against per week. This team is certainly talented, but may be propped up a bit by some poor opponents, myself included.
Frank had some duds in Week 4, as Matt Ryan (14), Miles Sanders (9) and Noah Fant (5.5) all fell flat. Fant is also facing some time on the sidelines with an injury. But the bright spots were certainly there. OBJ (38.5) is suddenly a Top 10 WR again, and Kareem Hunt (20) is now poised to take over the Browns backfield. Throw in a career game from Antonio Gibson (21) and you’ve got yourself a win baby. Frank will face off with Christian and his old QB Patty Munch in Week 5.
3. Dirty D (3-1) +1
104.5-61 Win over Andrew Andrews AA
Make it 3 straight for ya boi Mike as he soundly defeated a hapless Drew in Week 4. Despite only 433 total points on the year, Mike just keeps running into easy wins as he is only 1 of 2 teams in the league to face less than 100 average points per week on the season (looking at you, Mickey Mouse Club).
This easy win was courtesy of Drew, who by all accounts is descending into the realization that his team is not very good. Mike was very happy to see Deshaun Watson (27) break out of his shell, while Chris Carson (24.5) and Mike Davis (19.5) were an excellent RB 1-2 punch. The best part is, Mike could have benched the rest of his team after these 3 guys and he still would have won. With Michael Thomas on the cusp of returning, Mike will rest easy knowing he doesn’t have to start Russell Gage (3) anymore. He’ll get Rob in Week 5 who has Kenny Golladay on a bye.
4. Mickey Mouse Club (2-2) -2
109.5-133 Loss to Revenge of the Mack
With Andy closing in on 4-0, it was up to Rob to stop him and keep the NBPL division competitive. And Rob succeeded, as Andy put up his lowest point total of the year at a measly 109.5. That’s 100 points less than I scored this week for those of you keeping track at home.
Anyway, Andy had a tough assignment having to go without the services of James Conner due to the surprise Covid bye week, while Josh Jacobs (8.5), much like Andy, tallied his lowest point total of the season. Okay he tied his lowest point total, but the fact remains that both Jacobs and Andy did poorly this week, ok? David Montgomery (9.5) was less than impressive and Tyler Lockett (4) was ceding targets to Greg Olsen of all people. Tight end Darren Waller (10.5) continues his solid performance despite a lost fumble, and Aaron Rodgers (36) continues to be an absolute steal in 2020. Rodgers is currently QB5 despite being the 13th QB off the board in the 11th round of the draft. He has also gone without top target Davante Adams for multiple games. Is Jared Garf up to the task of filling his shoes in Week 5 as Aaron goes on his bye? Oh nevermind, you’re just playing John. You’ll be fine.
5. Chicken Finger Poops (2-2) +0
129-72.5 Win over Christian’s Team Stinks
Sweet, sweet victory for Christian in Week 5 as a weakened opponent couldn’t do much to turn the tide. With 129 scored this week, Christian has quietly slid into 3rd in points scored and would most likely be 3-1 had it not been for the epic duel between himself and Murph back in Week 3.
This squad saw an excellent day out of Melvin Gordon (34) who had the very special privilege of playing the Jets, and Alvin Kamara (19.5) wasn’t his usual dominant self but still got the job done. Pat Mahomes (20) chose a good week to be a letdown, and has shown some boom or bust qualities in the young season. Coupled with a quiet game from Travis Kelce (8.5) and the Chiefs stack is suddenly not looking so lethal as it has. TY Hilton (3.5) continues to play something resembling wide receiver and Robby Anderson (13) was too distracted by Sir Purr to snag 1 extra yard for the hundo mark. With Diontae Johnson back in the fold following his concussion and subsequent Covid postponement, Christian is looking for victory number tres in Week 5 against Frank’s squad who just dropped an impressive 152 on Dan. It’s an all-out Melvins brawl, its the MATCHUP OF THE WEEK!
6. Revenge of the Mack (2-2) +0
133-109.5 Win over Mickey Mouse Club
Whenever I write these, I typically number everyone 1-12, do some tweaks, and start writing the blurbs. But every week I only remember 11 teams. I sit there for a few minutes trying to remember who I’ve left off and the answer resoundingly comes back - Rob’s team. This team is just...there. Rob is 6th in points scored and 5th in points against. A positively boring +8 point differential. As I am writing this I even realize I ranked him right in the middle at #6. Rob hasn’t built a bad team here by any means, I just struggle to remember who is even on this roster.
Kyler Murray (24) I certainly remember by virtue of me foolishly trading him last year, so I guess you win that round. Todd Gurley (18.5) counted off 2 scores on Monday night the Mike Evans (26.5) Terry McLovin (21) duo were both crucial in bringing home the W. Even Kenny Golladay (14) had a decent week. At 2-2, Rob is still very much in the hunt and will look to topple Dirty D in Week 5.
7. Christian’s Team Stinks (3-1) -4
72.5-129 Loss to Chicken Finger Poops
The storm has come and it hath wrought terror on Steve’s team. With both Covid displacements and injuries piling up, the house of cards finally fell for Ollquist the younger in Week 4, as a paltry 72.5 was saved week-low scoring dishonor by 2 other icky performances from leaguemates. Russel Wilson (27) was good but was finally human for once, and Stefon Diggs (19) is enjoying one of, if not the best season of career.
But after that this squad takes a hard left in the production department. Gio Bernard (1) played second fiddle to starter and beautiful man Joe Mixon, while Shady McCoy (0.5) may have limped off the field for the last time. Gus Edwards (3) outscored them both. Zach Ertz (4) has all of us confused as to where the elite TE production went. The depth on this team was tested hard and often, and it didn’t rise to the challenge. At 3-1, Steve is still in a great position, but the future looms large for this team and its lack of a productive bench. And no, Cam’s bench points don’t count. With JuJu, Derrick Henry, and possibly Mostert back in Week 5, Steve will look to right the ship against LiMonta who is fresh off a spirit-breaking beatdown.
8. Hasta Laviska Baby (2-2) +1
159.5-95.5 Win over The DK Crew
John absolutely torched this MotW, laying a 60 point lead on his fellow John that added insult to injury in an already very upsetting day for Olc. George Kittle (36.5) returned in style while John finally struck gold on the QB stream merry-go-round with Ryan Fitzpatrick (27). Wide receivers Adam Thielen (26.5) and Jamison Crowder (18.50) were both quite good in making up for the continued absence of Chris Godwin. Zeke Elliot (17) continues to be productive albeit a little unexciting. I guess that what happens when the Cowboys are constantly down and have to chuck it.
David Johnson (10) was a David Johnson-level of frustratingly fine in his debut for the squad, while bench piece and fellow newcomer DeAndre Swift (13) finally found the end zone. If John can get Godwin back into the fold for good, he’ll look to be in a solid position as long as he can continue to get solid production from QB. And if Godwin’s still hurt and Minshew stinks, at least you’re only playing Drew.
9. DeVante’s Inferno (1-3) +3
209.5-65.5 Win over Drake’s New Favorite Team
Now you’re all in big, big trouble. Yours truly went capital-O OFF this week, topping 200 points in an absolute mockery of all things sacred. This was the fantasy football equivalent of an army sacking a city. The Geneva Convention was violated this week, and I loved every last fucking second of it. Has anyone ever tripled their opponents' score before? Because that’s what I did, and then added 13 points for good measure. I will eat your bones. I will pulverize you into dust and scatter you among the winds, forgotten. I am 1-3.
Anyway, where to start? Well good old Dak Prescott (51) was magical, throwing for a casual 502 yards and leapfrogged to QB1. His partner in crime Amari Cooper (32) was also a blessing, having by far his best game of the season. New additions Ronald Jones (22) and Cooper Kupp (17.5) were both excellent and DeVante Parker (21) had himself a day as well. Even something called the Jets D/ST (8) were a net positive. Just all around great production from an all around great team. I don’t think I’m leaving anyone out right?
Ah yes, Joe. How I have besmirched your name Joe Mixon. I drafted you with my first pick, and I whined like a child while you didn’t get all that many points in the first few weeks. But I understand now. I was wrong. You were just waiting. You wanted me to abandon all hope just so you could return at the 11th hour to lift my spirits. Like a soldier returning home from war you’d sweep me off my feet and we’d ride off into the sunset together. Just a perfect couple, me and Joe Mixon. I love you, Joe. Don’t ever change. -xoxo, Liam
10. Drake’s New Favorite Team (1-3) -2
65.5-209.5 Loss to DeVante’s Inferno
In war, there is collateral damage. And this week was a prime example. LiMonta walked into a blitzkrieg inside of an ambush rolled into a kamikaze in Week 4, as it didn’t even matter what his players managed to do, it was all for naught. I’m sorry it happened, but the turning wheel of fate stops for no mortal man. Embrace the destruction.
Key pieces Julio Jones (5) and Davante Adams (0) are still battling injuries while Dj Moore (6), Hunter Henry (4) and Mark Ingram (9.5) all failed to log double digits. Even the bench was a mess, amassing only 18.5 points from the non starters. The bright spot remains Josh Allen (27) who may not even have the power to drag this squad into contention if Julio and/or Davante can’t remain on the field and productive. In a week 5 date with Steve, LiMonta will at least have the convenience of knowing Davante Adams won’t be playing ahead of time.
11. The DK Crew (1-3) -1
95.5-159.5 Loss to Hasta Laviska Baby
In a gut wrenching MotW loss, Olc not only lost the game but also lost Nick Chubb (4) for multiple weeks due to an injury. If you don’t remember, Olc also lost his RB1 Saquon Barkley for the season, and will now be without his RB2 for an extended period. This result is less than ideal for him. Far, far less than ideal.
With Chubb down, Jonathan Taylor (8.5) will lead the backfield along with a mix of JK Dobbins (1.5), Devonta Freeman (9), Dion Lewis (2) and Jamaal Williams (9). Yup, not 1 but 2 Giants running backs. Everything is gonna be A-Ok. At least with Myles Gaskin on board, Olc will have some semblance of consistent touches.
The rest of this team was decent I guess. Joe Burrow (22) is having a hell of a rookie year, Decaf Metcalf (17) is vibing big time with Russ, Dalton Shultz (15) was the beneficiary of Dak’s Super Saiyan powers, and Keenan Allen (10) has been a solid WR2. Let’s see if Olc can steal a win from Andy while Aaron Rodgers is on a bye.
12. Andrew Andrews AA (1-3) -1
61-104.5 Loss to Drity D
Jesus Christ dude, if you didn’t want to play anymore you could have just told me. Now we all have to watch this slow motion helicopter crash every week. This looked a lot more like pre-dynasty Drew than the teams we’ve all come to know and love. I think it’s the name. There’s power in the BeWare - title. Bring it back. It can’t get much worse than 93 points per game.
As for performances, there wasn’t too much of it so i’ll try to keep it brief. Mark Andrews (18.5) caught another 2 TDs while waiver wire pick up Drew Brees (16) is simply no longer a QB1. Kenyan Drake (4) is playing hurt. Austin Ekeler (1.5) is hurt. AJ Green (0.5) can’t seem to hack it in the NFL anymore. This team is begging someone to trade him keepers for DeAndre Hopkins (7.5). It will take a miracle, a big trade, or both to keep this team out of last place at this point.